Like flies

by Bickmo on July 1st, 2009

What is going on? Celebrities are dropping like flies these days (I say flies because they thrive on waste, carry germs, and spit on you while looking for a meal). That’s four celebrities in about one week. Oh well.

Dead Ed Kicked the Fawcett
Beat It Bought It Tombstone Not Sold In Stores

In order of expiration: Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.

4 Responses to “Like flies”

  1. Ryker Says:

    I love that MJ pose… he looks like a popstar Spider-Man.

    Oh, and don’t forget to add my distant cousin David “Kung Fu” Carradine to your list: he also died a few weeks ago. Maybe there’s some tainted fountain of youth water floating around in the celeb circles or something.

  2. Bickmo Says:

    Stay away from Beverly Hills faucets! RIP, SpiderMike.

  3. Ryker Says:

    I heard a pretty funny joke the other day — you know they say that celebrity deaths come in threes? Leave it to Billy Mays to throw the 4th one in for free.

  4. Bickmo Says:

    :) Free shipping too?

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